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		<title>The Engineering Student Forums</title>
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			<title>how is &quot;m v rao&quot; electronics text book..??</title>
			<link>http://enggsf.ace.st/electronics-and-communications-ec-f2/how-is-m-v-rao-electronics-text-book-t40.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>karthikpnbharadwaj</dc:creator>
			<description>viewers can post der opinions ..</description>
			<category>Electronics and Communications (EC)</category>
			<pubDate>Mon, 29 Sep 2008 08:48:20 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Free engg. calc. software</title>
			<link>http://enggsf.ace.st/common-subjects-f5/free-engg-calc-software-t21.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Sushruth</dc:creator>
			<description>Actually this is advanced microsoft calculator that comes with the os...



5 July 2008



Sicyon is an all-in-one scientific calculator for every student and professor, researcher and developer - everybody using physical or chemical formulas and tables of constants. It is easy-to-use and has everything you need to calculate or analyze expressions or program functions (VBScript™ / JScript™). Sicyon combines an intuitive interface and an object oriented approach to provide a fast learning  ...</description>
			<category>Common Subjects</category>
			<pubDate>Fri, 19 Sep 2008 13:16:28 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://enggsf.ace.st/common-subjects-f5/free-engg-calc-software-t21.htm#21</comments>
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			<title>what  about subjects in engineering...??</title>
			<link>http://enggsf.ace.st/electronics-and-communications-ec-f2/what-about-subjects-in-engineering-t39.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>karthikpnbharadwaj</dc:creator>
			<description>viewers should answer for dis....</description>
			<category>Electronics and Communications (EC)</category>
			<pubDate>Mon, 29 Sep 2008 08:29:47 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://enggsf.ace.st/electronics-and-communications-ec-f2/what-about-subjects-in-engineering-t39.htm#40</comments>
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			<title>try try try again...!</title>
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			<dc:creator>Sushruth</dc:creator>
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			<category>Fun and Joke</category>
			<pubDate>Sat, 20 Sep 2008 12:18:07 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>turtle squeeze</title>
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			<dc:creator>Sushruth</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[<img src="http://www.freemyspacegraphics.com/Graphics/Funny_Animations/images/funny_new_46.gif" border="0" alt="" />]]></description>
			<category>Fun and Joke</category>
			<pubDate>Sat, 20 Sep 2008 12:15:54 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>pc head break</title>
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			<dc:creator>Sushruth</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[<img src="http://www.your3dsource.com/headbangsoncomputer_t.gif" border="0" alt="" />]]></description>
			<category>Fun and Joke</category>
			<pubDate>Sat, 20 Sep 2008 12:14:51 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://enggsf.ace.st/fun-and-joke-f8/pc-head-break-t36.htm#37</comments>
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			<title>schwarzenegger</title>
			<link>http://enggsf.ace.st/fun-and-joke-f8/schwarzenegger-t35.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Sushruth</dc:creator>
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			<category>Fun and Joke</category>
			<pubDate>Sat, 20 Sep 2008 12:13:27 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://enggsf.ace.st/fun-and-joke-f8/schwarzenegger-t35.htm#36</comments>
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			<title>bouncing back..!</title>
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			<dc:creator>Sushruth</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[<img src="http://vinohiiri.pp.fi/images/sekavat/onnistunut_hyppy.gif" border="0" alt="" />]]></description>
			<category>Fun and Joke</category>
			<pubDate>Sat, 20 Sep 2008 12:10:01 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://enggsf.ace.st/fun-and-joke-f8/bouncing-back-t34.htm#35</comments>
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			<title>DANCE KICK</title>
			<link>http://enggsf.ace.st/fun-and-joke-f8/dance-kick-t33.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Sushruth</dc:creator>
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			<category>Fun and Joke</category>
			<pubDate>Sat, 20 Sep 2008 12:09:23 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://enggsf.ace.st/fun-and-joke-f8/dance-kick-t33.htm#34</comments>
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			<title>waiting for windows to boot</title>
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			<dc:creator>Sushruth</dc:creator>
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			<category>Fun and Joke</category>
			<pubDate>Sat, 20 Sep 2008 12:04:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>eye popping</title>
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			<dc:creator>Sushruth</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[<img src="http://www.greatfunnypictures.com/pictures/7_scary.jpg" border="0" alt="" />
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eye popping performance ...<img src="http://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/icon_lol.gif" alt="Laughing" longdesc="7" />]]></description>
			<category>Fun and Joke</category>
			<pubDate>Sat, 20 Sep 2008 11:59:45 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://enggsf.ace.st/fun-and-joke-f8/eye-popping-t31.htm#32</comments>
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			<title>2 faces of a coin?</title>
			<link>http://enggsf.ace.st/fun-and-joke-f8/2-faces-of-a-coin-t30.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Sushruth</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[<img src="http://www.seekcodes.com/images/Funny-People/seekcodes_938_29524.jpg" border="0" alt="" />
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<img src="http://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/lol.gif" alt="lol!" longdesc="61" />]]></description>
			<category>Fun and Joke</category>
			<pubDate>Sat, 20 Sep 2008 11:58:40 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://enggsf.ace.st/fun-and-joke-f8/2-faces-of-a-coin-t30.htm#31</comments>
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			<title>Chicken foot ball o.0</title>
			<link>http://enggsf.ace.st/fun-and-joke-f8/chicken-foot-ball-o0-t29.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Sushruth</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[<img src="http://lolz.ir/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/funny-2.thumbnail.jpg" border="0" alt="" />
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			<category>Fun and Joke</category>
			<pubDate>Sat, 20 Sep 2008 11:56:12 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://enggsf.ace.st/fun-and-joke-f8/chicken-foot-ball-o0-t29.htm#30</comments>
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			<title>Largest number...!</title>
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			<dc:creator>Sushruth</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[<img src="http://www.toofunnyjokes.com/images/funny-pictures-toons/funny-toon-pic064.gif" border="0" alt="" />
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I think thats large enough... <img src="http://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/icon_biggrin.png" alt="Very Happy" longdesc="1" />]]></description>
			<category>Fun and Joke</category>
			<pubDate>Sat, 20 Sep 2008 11:49:40 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://enggsf.ace.st/fun-and-joke-f8/largest-number-t28.htm#29</comments>
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			<title>hello......</title>
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			<dc:creator>chandan</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[hello.... 
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my orkut name : chandan ready for results!!!]]></description>
			<category>Introductions</category>
			<pubDate>Sat, 20 Sep 2008 05:39:26 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://enggsf.ace.st/introductions-f6/hello-t27.htm#28</comments>
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			<title>Combined Individual Chapters</title>
			<link>http://enggsf.ace.st/common-subjects-f5/combined-individual-chapters-t3.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Sushruth</dc:creator>
			<description>In this post, i have uploaded all the important topic files in vtu syllabus for I and II sem Engineering Chemistry cycle



Contents of rar file : 





size : 42 mb. i know its too much... but .. its a lot of information...  



Quote:Download : Download here



password for rar file : yditsf </description>
			<category>Common Subjects</category>
			<pubDate>Thu, 18 Sep 2008 16:25:09 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://enggsf.ace.st/common-subjects-f5/combined-individual-chapters-t3.htm#3</comments>
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			<title>Just some gfx.</title>
			<link>http://enggsf.ace.st/art-f12/just-some-gfx-t26.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Sushruth</dc:creator>
			<description>Hey.. actually i work with photoshop... so... here are my creations. : 

















Please reply... comment... </description>
			<category>Art</category>
			<pubDate>Fri, 19 Sep 2008 13:58:38 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://enggsf.ace.st/art-f12/just-some-gfx-t26.htm#26</comments>
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			<title>Difference between Civil and Mechanical students...!</title>
			<link>http://enggsf.ace.st/fun-and-joke-f8/difference-between-civil-and-mechanical-students-t24.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Sushruth</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[Q: What's the difference between a mechanical engineer and a civil engineer?
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A: One builds bombs, the other builds targets. 
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<img src="http://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/lol.gif" alt="lol!" longdesc="61" />]]></description>
			<category>Fun and Joke</category>
			<pubDate>Fri, 19 Sep 2008 13:37:48 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://enggsf.ace.st/fun-and-joke-f8/difference-between-civil-and-mechanical-students-t24.htm#24</comments>
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			<title>FREE BOOK SITE</title>
			<link>http://enggsf.ace.st/computer-science-cs-f3/free-book-site-t20.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Sushruth</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[One good website to get free ebooks not only on computer science but also many other topics.
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go here : 
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</span><table width="90%" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0" border="0" align="center"><tr><td><span class="genmed"><b>Quote:</b></span></td></tr><tr><td class="quote"><a href="http://freecomputerbooks.com/" class="postlink" target="_blank">Website</a></td></tr></table><span class="postbody">]]></description>
			<category>Computer Science (CS)</category>
			<pubDate>Fri, 19 Sep 2008 12:48:46 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://enggsf.ace.st/computer-science-cs-f3/free-book-site-t20.htm#20</comments>
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			<title>Rate our College</title>
			<link>http://enggsf.ace.st/college-chat-f7/rate-our-college-t19.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Sushruth</dc:creator>
			<description>Rate our College



Hey dudes of TDIT, rate our college from your experience... in the college ofcourse... 



REMARKS : 



1 - this is a college?

2 - ok... some college

3 - ok. ok... 

4 - good

5 - half way through &quot;good&quot;

6 - better than 60 % of the colleges.

7 - wow.. one of the top colleges.

8 - top 10 in india

9 - next to IIT Madras !!

10 - i'm in heaven









please vote. </description>
			<category>College chat</category>
			<pubDate>Fri, 19 Sep 2008 12:40:22 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://enggsf.ace.st/college-chat-f7/rate-our-college-t19.htm#19</comments>
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			<title>Admin Intro</title>
			<link>http://enggsf.ace.st/introductions-f6/admin-intro-t18.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Sushruth</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[i think this is the first ever introduction.
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Name : Sushruth S
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Age : 18
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Who am i ? : a Student
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email id : sushruth.25 <img src="http://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/at.png" alt="@" longdesc="26" /> gmail.com
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password : ********* <img src="http://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/icon_lol.gif" alt="Laughing" longdesc="7" />
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well enjoy the stay in the forums.]]></description>
			<category>Introductions</category>
			<pubDate>Fri, 19 Sep 2008 12:35:24 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://enggsf.ace.st/introductions-f6/admin-intro-t18.htm#18</comments>
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			<title>Mechanical Engineering Reference books</title>
			<link>http://enggsf.ace.st/mechanical-engineering-f4/mechanical-engineering-reference-books-t17.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Sushruth</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[Here is a huge list of Mechanical engineering books.
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Mechanical guys might want to check this out.
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<img src="http://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/icon_arrow.gif" alt="Arrow" longdesc="19" />  Download Links : <a href="http://2020ok.com/tags/mechanical_engineering.htm" class="postlink" target="_blank">List here.</a>]]></description>
			<category>Mechanical Engineering</category>
			<pubDate>Fri, 19 Sep 2008 12:32:35 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://enggsf.ace.st/mechanical-engineering-f4/mechanical-engineering-reference-books-t17.htm#17</comments>
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			<title>Higher Engineering Mathematics</title>
			<link>http://enggsf.ace.st/common-subjects-f5/higher-engineering-mathematics-t16.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Sushruth</dc:creator>
			<description>Higher Engineering Mathematics, Fifth Edition

744 pages | PDF | 16 MB



John Birds approach, based on numerous worked examples and interactive problems, is ideal for students from a wide range of academic backgrounds, and can be worked through at the students own pace. Basic mathematical theories are explained in the simplest of terms, supported by practical engineering examples and applications from a wide variety of engineering disciplines, to ensure the reader can relate the theory to  ...</description>
			<category>Common Subjects</category>
			<pubDate>Fri, 19 Sep 2008 10:25:00 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://enggsf.ace.st/common-subjects-f5/higher-engineering-mathematics-t16.htm#16</comments>
			<guid>http://enggsf.ace.st/common-subjects-f5/higher-engineering-mathematics-t16.htm</guid>
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			<title>Beginners guide to C++</title>
			<link>http://enggsf.ace.st/computer-science-cs-f3/beginners-guide-to-c-t15.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Sushruth</dc:creator>
			<description>Hey...



contents of the book



      Part 1 Introduction to Computers

   1. Computer Hardware

      (Postscript file of Computer Hardware Chapter)

         1. CPU and instructions

         2. Memory and Data

         3. Bus

         4. Peripherals

         5. Disks and tapes

         6. Other I/O devices

      (PDF of chapter 1)

   2. Programs: Instructions in the Computer

      (PDF of chapter)

         1. Programming with bits!

         2. Loaders

         ...</description>
			<category>Computer Science (CS)</category>
			<pubDate>Fri, 19 Sep 2008 09:52:54 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://enggsf.ace.st/computer-science-cs-f3/beginners-guide-to-c-t15.htm#15</comments>
			<guid>http://enggsf.ace.st/computer-science-cs-f3/beginners-guide-to-c-t15.htm</guid>
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			<title>Microsoft mind control ...!!!!</title>
			<link>http://enggsf.ace.st/fun-and-joke-f8/microsoft-mind-control-t14.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Sushruth</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[<img src="http://members.ozemail.com.au/~lbrash/msjokes/Microsoft_Evil_Comic.gif" border="0" alt="" />]]></description>
			<category>Fun and Joke</category>
			<pubDate>Thu, 18 Sep 2008 16:52:54 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://enggsf.ace.st/fun-and-joke-f8/microsoft-mind-control-t14.htm#14</comments>
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			<title>Windoze... ?</title>
			<link>http://enggsf.ace.st/fun-and-joke-f8/windoze-t13.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Sushruth</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[<img src="http://members.ozemail.com.au/~lbrash/msjokes/windoze.jpg" border="0" alt="" />
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 <img src="http://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/affraid.gif" alt="affraid" longdesc="40" />]]></description>
			<category>Fun and Joke</category>
			<pubDate>Thu, 18 Sep 2008 16:51:34 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://enggsf.ace.st/fun-and-joke-f8/windoze-t13.htm#13</comments>
			<guid>http://enggsf.ace.st/fun-and-joke-f8/windoze-t13.htm</guid>
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			<title>Microsoft blocker</title>
			<link>http://enggsf.ace.st/fun-and-joke-f8/microsoft-blocker-t12.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Sushruth</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[<img src="http://members.ozemail.com.au/~lbrash/msjokes/M%24scan.gif" border="0" alt="" />
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			<pubDate>Thu, 18 Sep 2008 16:50:03 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Female Computer</title>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 18 Sep 2008 16:48:37 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Things to do when your ISP is down</title>
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			<dc:creator>Sushruth</dc:creator>
			<description>1.



      Dial 911 immediately.

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      Open the curtains to see if anything has changed over the past 2 years.

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      You mean there's something else to do?

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      Threaten your ISP with an impeachment vote.

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      Work.

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      Re-introduce yourself to your immediate family.

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      Get that kidney transplant you've been putting off. </description>
			<category>Fun and Joke</category>
			<pubDate>Thu, 18 Sep 2008 16:47:58 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Ten Top Reasons Computers Are Male</title>
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			<dc:creator>Sushruth</dc:creator>
			<description>10. They have a lot of data but are still clueless. 9. A better model is always just around the corner.



8. They look nice and shiny, until you bring them home.



7. It is always necessary to have a backup.



6. They'll do whatever you say, if you push the right buttons.



5. The best part of having either one is the games you can play.



4. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.



3. The lights are on but nobody's home.



2. Big power surges knock them  ...</description>
			<category>Fun and Joke</category>
			<pubDate>Thu, 18 Sep 2008 16:47:21 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Husband 1.0</title>
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			<dc:creator>Sushruth</dc:creator>
			<description>Dear Tech Support:



Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slowdown in the performance of the flower and jewelry applications that had operated flawlessly under the Boyfriend 5.0 system. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.9, but installed undesirable programs such as NFL 7.4, NBA 3.2 and NHL 4.1.



Conversation 8.0 also no longer runs and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging  ...</description>
			<category>Fun and Joke</category>
			<pubDate>Thu, 18 Sep 2008 16:46:45 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://enggsf.ace.st/fun-and-joke-f8/husband-10-t8.htm#8</comments>
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			<title>take careof ur computer..!</title>
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			<dc:creator>Sushruth</dc:creator>
			<description>I've been working on a project at work to ensure all our end users know how to back up data in preparation for company wide computer upgrades. I'm tempted to hand this out to some of our users.



1. Never leave diskettes in the disk drive, as data can leak out of the disk and corrode the inner mechanics of the drive. Diskettes should be rolled up and stored in pencil holders.



2. Diskettes should be cleaned and waxed once a week. Microscopic metal particles can be removed by waving a powerful  ...</description>
			<category>Fun and Joke</category>
			<pubDate>Thu, 18 Sep 2008 16:44:20 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://enggsf.ace.st/fun-and-joke-f8/take-careof-ur-computer-t7.htm#7</comments>
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			<title>Technical support</title>
			<link>http://enggsf.ace.st/fun-and-joke-f8/technical-support-t6.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Sushruth</dc:creator>
			<description>Thank you for calling Technical Support. All of our technicians are currently busy helping people even less competent than you, so please hold for the next available technician. The waiting time is now estimated at between fifteen minutes and eternity. In order to expedite your call, please punch your 63-digit product identi-fication number onto your telephone touch pad, followed by your product serial number, which can be found in a secret compartment inside your computer where, for security  ...</description>
			<category>Fun and Joke</category>
			<pubDate>Thu, 18 Sep 2008 16:42:29 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://enggsf.ace.st/fun-and-joke-f8/technical-support-t6.htm#6</comments>
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			<title>Microsoft car..! funny</title>
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			<dc:creator>Sushruth</dc:creator>
			<description>At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the



computer industry with the auto industry and stated, &quot;If GM had kept up with the technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25.00 cars that got 1,000 miles to the gallon.&quot;



In response to Bill's comments, General Motors issued a press release stating, &quot;If GM had developed technology like Microsoft, we would all be driving cars with the following characteristics:



1. For  ...</description>
			<category>Fun and Joke</category>
			<pubDate>Thu, 18 Sep 2008 16:41:47 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Electronic Circuits 1</title>
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			<dc:creator>Sushruth</dc:creator>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 18 Sep 2008 16:38:08 GMT</pubDate>
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